# 5Meows

> 5Meows (猫条界的扛把子) is the brand site for cat treats reviewed by five
> impossibly picky cats who run a dead-serious, "official-ish" tasting bureau.
> The five Tasting Officers sniff, lick, and score every treat; nothing earns
> the 5Meows label until all five wet noses sign off.

## The five Tasting Officers
- Little 5 — Chief Tasting Officer (#001), holds final veto, decides from a horizontal position.
- White — Chief Texture Critic (#002), rejects anything the least bit grainy.
- Meeper — Head of Vocal Feedback (#003), announces verdicts loudly at 4:47am.
- Junior — Junior Analyst (#004), eats the sample before scoring it.
- Smoky — Senior Aroma Inspector (#005), one sniff decides everything.

## Pages
- [Home](https://5meows.com/): meet the panel, watch the live tasting demo, this week's top scorer.
- [The 5 Officers](https://5meows.com/officers/): full profiles, stats, and catchphrases for each officer.
- [Products](https://5meows.com/products/): the treat menu, each with the panel's score.
- [Certify your cat](https://5meows.com/certify/): generate a shareable certificate naming your cat an honorary Tasting Officer.
- [Review a treat](https://5meows.com/review/): submit any treat (real or imaginary) for a deadpan panel verdict.
- [Quiz](https://5meows.com/quiz/): "Which Tasting Officer is your cat?" — a six-question match.
- [Arcade](https://5meows.com/arcade/): Junior's Taste Test, a catch-the-treats mini-game with a weekly leaderboard.
- [About](https://5meows.com/about/): the bureau's story and FAQ.

## Notes
- Tone is deadpan and playful: the world treats the cats as professionals; they remain, unapologetically, cats.
- The treats and reviews are a brand showcase; the job titles are "real" to the cats.